Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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