he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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