i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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