Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
