4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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