I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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