the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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