i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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