Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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