Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
im holly from the hills drunk
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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