All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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