im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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