I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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