I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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