quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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