Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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