She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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