Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
