I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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