we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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