I will die if light touches me.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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