If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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