my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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