I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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