I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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