Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Drunk is a universal language darling
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
