I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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