I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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