What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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