He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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