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but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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