operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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