Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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