i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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