Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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