Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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