If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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