I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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