kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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