I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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