How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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