god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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