"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
His nipple licking is glorious
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