Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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