How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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