Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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