Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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