I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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