why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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