Do you still have your period?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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