i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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