did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
The adults are the big ones right?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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