Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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