glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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