Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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