I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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